Marvel, realizing that they pretty much suck at this point anyway, turned to the world's #1 producer and successful marketer of once-valuable and decreasingly innovative entertainment, Disney. Disney has announced its excitement about being able to bring its own takes on Marvel's long-time brand to the screen. In particular, the awaited Wolverine sequel will be getting a new script.

In tandem with the new "Wolverine" movie, Hugh Jackman will be loaning his likeness and voice to a new set of animated disney shorts, with Jackman playing "Wally Wolverine," Mickey's distant cousin who has an even worse temper than Donald Duck. Fun ensues as Wally moves in with Mickey temporarily. When Mickey's friend Goofy comes over to talk about his tribulations with his neighbor and fairweather friend Pete, Wally teaches Goofy a valuable lesson: in standing up for yourself, a baseball bat can be nearly as effective as adamantium claws.