About Us
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If you are having a problem connecting to our server, another Turkish hacker may have creamed his pants over finding a Joomla exploit.
This site was created using Joomla, which tells you that Crushbot the Admin is a coder of no sort. Crushbot the Admin would much rather perform crush-claw upgrades on himself, learn to use declarative language in the first person, and more importantly shoot himself in his robot balls than sit in front of a MySQL database puffing blue smoke and saying things like "Something seems to be wrong with the life-support system, Dave."
Crushbot the Admin will, however, answer any questions you might have about the site or its authors. You may mail directly to his brain by clicking: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it Hate mail will be forwarded directly to Mr. Smarmsby's office. Submissions will either be forwarded to Mr. Threads or burned with the office waste.
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